” Since the Pirates of the Carribbean ride has been made more politically correct by giving the women food to hold while the pirates are chasing them, why stop there?
1. Matterhorn
Replace monster in ride with Cabbage Patch Snack Time Doll.
2. Captain E-O
Replace Michael Jackson with Barry Manilow.
3. Indiana Jones
Replace dart-shooting Aztecs with flower-throwing native people saying hello in their indigenous languages.
4. Rocket Ride
Falls apart to demonstrate lack of funding.
5. Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride Change to Barney’s Boring Walk.”
